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Jack Soneira

Jack Soneira

If you don't give up on a goal it becomes a torch strong enough to burn through all obstacles.

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CINCINNATI (AP) — Famed groundhog Punxsutawney Phil might want to go back into hibernation. Authorities in still-frigid Ohio have issued an "indictment" of the furry rodent, who predicted an early spring when he didn't see his shadow after emerging from his western Pennsylvania lair on Feb. 2.


Published in Health

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Your energy will shift as Mars enters Uranus, so put your worries on hold and take that adventurous leap into fun. You have a special intestinal tract, and whatever you can do to assist operations there, the better off you will be. Try KY jelly.

Don’t ever sit on the black balls at the kids table in Apple retail stores, recommends supposed former employee and Redditor Mister_Rabbit. It seems that as 370 million people visit an Apple Store each year, a few of the kids are leaving something behind when they go.

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